OFFICIAL "Federal Barking Intervention" F.B.I. Tee 🐾🚔
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Join the Federal Barking Intervention Unit (F.B.I.) 🐾
The mailman breathed three blocks away?
CODE RED.
A cheese wrapper crinkled in the kitchen?
IMMEDIATE DEPLOYMENT.
If your home is under 24/7 surveillance by a four-legged operative who takes their job way too seriously, it’s time to make it official.
The F.B.I. (Federal Barking Intervention) tee isn't just merch—it’s your tactical gear for the daily chaos. It’s for the loud-and-proud dog parents who know that "quiet" is just a myth.
Why This Is Your New Mission Essential:
✅ Tactical Authority:
Bold "Agency Yellow" print that commands respect at the dog park. Finally, people will understand why you’re running a high-stakes negotiation over a tennis ball.
✅ Surveillance-Grade Comfort:
Printed on the premium Bella+Canvas 3001. It’s ultra-soft and lightweight—perfect for long stakeouts on the couch or high-speed chases in the backyard.
✅ Built for the Field:
Side-seamed and shoulder-taped. Because we know Agent Fido has no respect for personal space or delicate fabrics.
⚠️ AGENT’S WARNING: "Anything you say can and will be used against you in the form of excessive licks and demand-barking."
Orders processed faster than a puppy hearing the word "T-R-E-A-T"!
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Chaotic Dog Owner
- Email: contact@support.chaoticdogowner.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
OFFICIAL "Federal Barking Intervention" F.B.I. Tee 🐾🚔 Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|